Not Photoshop!

Though you may feel that this is one of my amazing photoshop creations, it's not. This is really Richard Kiel (aka Jaws) crushing my head. Of course being the evil bastard that he is, he aggressively signed it "Hi!" I was shakin' (and not in the Eddie Money way).
+Just in case you can't see the fear in my eyes. Check out this detail.