Happy Halloween!

Hoping that everyone has a happy and safe halloween! This is one of my favorite holidays since you can pretend to be something you are totally not, something I do everyday anyway.
The following is a collection of emailed images that provides photographic evidence that some people just take it too far.
Enjoy.

This jack-o-lantern had too much to drink.

Halloween, In a Galaxy Far Far Away...

... is a land where humans dress their pets as their favorite Star Wars characters. Sad but true, here are some examples that were emailed to me (not directly but through mass forwards).

Halloweiners

'Tis the season to torture creatures that are weaker than us. Here is an astoundingly large collection of costumes forced to be worn by people's pooches. Poor things. All of these were emailed to me recently. None of them are acquaintances of mine.

Cat-ostrophic Costumes

How they got their cat into these costumes I will never know, but kudos to them.

Having a Horrible Halloween

These pictures are horrible! These costumes are offensive! These are not intended for the view of children! These were sent to me by someone who obvious thought I would find some sort of humor in them! They were right! They crack me up! and make me throw-up a little in my mouth.

The Last Lizard

(the title says it all)

Boredom Beater 7

This week's game is another one I found on that great site Guzer called Sniper Shot. Very similar to last week's game in title but totally different in game play. I beat it. See how you do!

Weekly Wipeout 23

I found this last week at eBaums but for the life of me as hard as I try I can't remember what happens and since I am at school I can't even go and see it. My assumption, based on the title the site gave it, is someone takes a digger and it is a total face plant. It must have made me laugh a little bit or I would not have saved it. Anyhoo... here is Facial Fall. Enjoy! Nay, have fun a laugh!
I just learned "strike-through" so I am having fun with that, too.

** Ok. I just got home and checked out this video and it is so funny for two reasons. One, you know they are two drunk cheerleaders that think they are erfect and totally going to impress everyone. Two, you know they are so drunk that that poor girl will wake up the next morning with a busted up face and have no idea how she got it AND her sorority sister is not going to own up to her involvement in slamming her face into the ground. HA!

Boredom Beater 6

This week's game is in honor of my brother, the soccer star. I got 250 points, try and beat my score at Soccer Shot.

Hysterical Email

Oh my god! I just received the funniest email I ever got. I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Maybe it is so funny to me because I am a teacher, but I think all adults can laugh at the artistic short comings of the nation's youth. The only thing that makes me mad is that I did not think to do this. Anyway... I forwarded this email to almost everyone I knew but I really felt it was not enough. More people had to laugh at the rantings of this comic lunatic. So here is the email and thank you so much to the person who created it.

WARNING: Email contains adult language. Readers under the age of 18 should stop here or risk being offended.


I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:



Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what the fuck this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F



Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F



Allison, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F



Cameron, age 4 Terrible. F



Bryce, age 10 This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F



Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F



Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F



Jason, age 6 This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F



Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F



Kelly, age 9 This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

I can't believe how much I rule.